Fucking Bitch Twat

Woooo Hoooo been a while since I posted YET again. This time I will try to regularly update.

Jennifer Mortimer..........Any reader know of anyone called that? I really do hope so, I will shortly have a picture of the fucking twat, so you can all simultaniously vomit. I am trying to find her because she did me out of alot of money when I helped her because of her very sick child, basically I 'sold' her my car so she could transport her lovely, but unfortuneatly very ill child to and from hospital, give her days out etc etc. I never saw the money for the car.

Loosing the money wouldn't have bothered me if it gave her kid a better life, after all that is priceless, but she chose to not only give me excuses for not paying up (which I excepted....single struggling mother and all that), but when I last visited her she had kitted out her house with new stuff including a PC. When I challenged her on this I had a fucking moron of a so called boyfriend threaten me (I was restrained from sorting the situation with him). So to cut a long story short, if any reader knows of a Jennifer Mortimer let me know, she was last known to be living in North Wales near Bangor, she originates from Peterbourgh, and may now be in the Liverpool area. I'd love to see her again.

Bargain corner

Most readers of my site will know my battles with ebay and there rediculous terms and conditions that seem to get me banned all the time but above is something I got for a measily £8.99 (postage £11.99 + insurance), I thought it was a con, but no, the player arrived and its fucking fantastic! Heres the URL to the auction http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=9703655833 go get yourself a bargain boys and girls. This stuff is mega cheap and fully works. I'd have easily paid £150 for this. The quality isn't quite 'Sony' level but for the price who fucking cares.

In The Name of Charity

Above is the picture of someone I think is a star. This geezer is running an auction on ebay for charity to have ANYTHING tattoo'ed on him for the unprincely sum off whatever (starting bid is £100), his only condition is he picks where he has the tattoo (which I think is fair). I just wish I had the cash to help him and ultimatly give him a shit tattoo for an excellent cause! If any of my avid readers can help this bloke heres the link http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/TATTOO-ME-YOUR-NAME-OR-SLOGON-ON-ME-CHARITY-AUCTION_W0QQitemZ9509217045QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Take a look and bid you fuckers!

Bird Flu

Found some weird and wonderful pics for your sick enjoyment.

A Long Time

Well dear reader....been a while hasn't it? Many apologies for no regular posts but with work, the missus and just general life I've been finding it hard to find some quality time to myself to find inspiration for my posts. Well now work etc. is all in order I can get back to 'fun' times and start regualarly blogging again....As I say apologies for the lack of posts but I'd rather not post than post pure and utter boring/pointless/thoughtless etc.etc. bollox. Glad to have me back?

Blogger is been a pain in the arse hence no posts recently. I'm still alive and working hard! I'll try posting properly tomorrow.

Help us please..........

I have a good mate and I want you all to help him...He's no charity case, I want to help him cos he's a real mate. Basically some greedy cunt has the domain address he wants and the greedy cunt wants stupid money for a co.uk domain(i.e thousands). His name is Chris Holland from a company called UK3.com. And I can't hide who my mate is really, cos you need to know the dom he wants to annoy this chris, yes its me old mucker, www.skytower.me.uk , and this Chris tit has the .co.uk domain. (so were after www.skytower.co.uk) for thick people like farmerdave.

Email him at Sales@UK3.com and join the online petition to tell him he's a greedy cunt (His name is Chris Holland remember).

Lets stamp out cyber greed....