Kelloggs

Oh what fucking genious's Kelloggs are. 'Drop a jean size in two weeks' they say. And how is this amazing feat done I hear all my female readers scream out at there moniters....wait for it.......keep waiting........can you contain your wonderment? How do you do it?
Eat a bowl of cerial for breakfast and one for lunch, Well twatting blow me down and call me Marjory, eating less over two meals, how ever did the boffins at Kelloggs work that one out?
Wonder if a bank is thinking of 'Save £1000 in one year', all you need to do is don't spend £19.23 a week and put it in your bank account instead. See......I can be genious too.