ITS A GIIIIIIRL!!!!!!!!

I am extremely fucking over the moon at knowing my little blob is not only perfect but doing well. Its was the 20 week scan today and we now know its a beautiful baby girl which were going to name Frankie (francesca). The pic aint too clear on here I know because we took it on the mobile phone camera, can't do it on my scanner because its spasticated but sure you can work out Frankies little face. Finally we have a confirmed date of birth too which is 29th of June, so its going to be a world cup baby, and ooooh yeah, she has little England booties (pic above), just got to get the England baby-gro and hat now.

One thing I cant get off my mind in all this is how do I buy a scalextric for myself, erm I mean Frankie, because after all there quite boyish. Well heres my plan......glue Winnie the Pooh to the roofs of the cars...ta daaaaah a girl scalextric set. Fuck knows how I'm going to disguise the football or boxing gloves, paint flowers on them?