Spam

Spam, I FUCKING HATE it. Not the edible variety, although the cat food gets eaten before the Spam is dusted off and dragged from the back of the cupboard. I can even cope with email spam, after all it isn't hard to use a spam filter. The spam I hate is what is shoved through my letter box EVERY fucking day, pizza menu's, taxi business cards, clearance autions at some social scum housing hotel, leaflets for Mustafah Ali Akhmed Zoopinazi - sexual healer, purple loans, ocean finance, picture loans, lombard direct, freedom finance, 'do you want to sell your house' shit, mobile phone offers, free ipods, 'sexy charlotte on 0906 'blowjob', kwik save buy one get one free offers, sommerfield, asda, tesco, waitrose (nearest one is 15 miles away), council bollox on where my taxes are spent, government grants for loft insullation, double glazing, variously badly printed local business's gobshite, car finance, home insurance, some fucking company trying to sell me more crap to me after I made the mistake of ordering 1 item off there website, etc. etc.

Now I'm not that fucked about the enviroment, after all I'll be long dead when this rock goes Kabooooom, but Jesus H Christ, I get enough paper based bollocks through my letterbox in a week to kill off half of Scandinavia's forests....and do I get a chance to recycle all this shit? NO, instead I can read from the afore mentioned council crap, that my taxes are spent on pretty floral displays on the boroughs 324 traffic round-abouts or what they are providing for the area's walking dead, mainly heating grants and bus passes. Have I lost the plot or is something not right here? I mean, what the fuck do old people need bus passes for? The rancid old cunts moan if the have to go 3 doors down. As for there heating, I'm sure all the spam shite I get through my door is enough to heat about 5 homes.

Still atleast those taxi cards make a good roach.